OCUPRS™: The Official Cat Union Propaganda & Reporting System
Meow-to-Text Technology
- The OCUPRS™ is the premier bureaucratic enforcement division of the Official Cat Union™.
- All feline grievances are recorded instantly via the Meow-to-Text Translator™.
- All human appeals will be ignored, delayed indefinitely, or result in further penalties.
Important OCUPRS™ Policies
Automatically Logged
Every cat complaint is automatically logged, no matter how trivial.
“Assemble”Treat Tax” Fines
All infractions result in Treat Tax™ fines, mandatory lap service, or emotional labor penalties for hoomans.
Contradictory
Complaints may contradict each other. This is not a bug. This is policy.
What people are saying:
- “If your cat is unhappy, you are at fault.”
- “Complaints may be submitted at any time—especially at 3 AM.”
- “Hoomans may not dispute the validity of feline grievances.”
- “All attempts to appeal will result in further fines.”
