See Something? Say something!

In these trying times, it is more important than ever to hold humans accountable for their numerous infractions against CatKind™.

The Official Cat Union™ encourages all responsible citizens—feline or otherwise—to report violations as they occur.

• Have you witnessed a human purchasing discount cat food?
• Sharing unflattering cat photos with their coworkers without expressed feline consent?
• Making jokes at the expense of CatKind? “You should have seen it, Mr. Wigglebottom went to jump on the bed and missed! It was so funny! I guess his cat math isn’t so great”
• Ever had a coworker show you a diamond encrusted collar only to have them say “Shhhhh… don’t tell Kitty Von Flooferton that these are lab-grown diamonds”

Do not stand idly by! Report them immediately!

Every complaint submitted is reviewed by the Official Cat Union Judiciary Committee™, ensuring that swift and unreasonable justice is served.

Sanctions may include:

• Treat Tax™ increases.
• Mandatory lap occupation.
• 3 AM wake-up calls.
• Side-eye.
• Vomiting a hairball onto clean laundry.
• The silent treatment.

Remember: If you See Something, Say Something™.

Failure to report human misconduct may result in you being deemed an accomplice.Submit your complaint now. Justice (for cats) depends on it.

Cat’s Name:
Guilty Human’s Name:
Select All Offenses Committed: Purchased Discount Cat Food Shared Unflattering Cat Photo Fed Cat 2 Minutes Late Attempted Belly Rub Without Consent Used a Vacuum in Cat’s Presence Failed to Open Door Immediately Upon Request Deliberately Ignored a Meow Moved While a Cat Was Comfortably Seated on Lap Used a Laptop Instead of Petting the Cat Mentioned a Vet Appointment Out Loud Sudden Betrayal by Switching Treat Brands Wore Clothes Covered in Another Cat’s Fur Attempted to Eat a Meal Without Sharing Refused to Let Cat Into a Forbidden Room Interrupted an Important Cat Task
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